USA Florida Northwest Florida Port St. Joe Listing #34189

Windmark - Nautical Nonsense - Port St. Joe, FL

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8 reviews
Max. occupancy: 6 1 King Bed, 1 Queen Bed, 3 Twin Bed 3 bedrooms 2.5 bathrooms No pets 
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Lovely Home w/ Screened-In Porches, Balcony & Shared Pool - Walk to the Beach!

Beautifully situated with a beach access boardwalk directly across the street, this home provides plenty of room for your family and friends to relax after a day spent in Port St. Joe's soft white sand. Enter through a screened-in porch - one of three at the house - to find a main-level living space that's open, air conditioned, and full of sunlight, bringing together the living room, the dining area, and the kitchen. It's a breezy space where you can flip pancakes on the gas range in the morning, sip a cup of coffee at the two-person island breakfast bar, and gather each evening for dinner at the six-person table and a movie on the big-screen TV. Spend your mornings walking to the beach and the nearby community swimming pool, your afternoons lingering on the front and back porches, and your evenings sleeping soundly as the day's swimsuits and towels spin in the private washer/dryer. The bedrooms are all upstairs, with each offering its own flatscreen TV and the master suite featuring a private, screened-in balcony with a pair of comfortable rocking chairs.

What's nearby:
The pristine beaches of the Gulf of Mexico are a short walk from this home, with the closest boardwalk accessible right across the street. You'll also be able to stroll to the community pool, located just west of the WindMark Beach village green (less than half a mile north) - a lovely place to catch an outdoor movie or bring a picnic in the summer months. This is a great area for fishing and scalloping, so you can catch your own dinner or easily visit the local favorites that await in downtown Port St. Joe only four miles south.

Things to know:
Free WiFi and cable
Full kitchen
Outdoor shower
No RVs, boats, or trailers are allowed

Parking Notes: No passes or codes are required. There are at least three parking spaces on the north side of the house on Flat Water and several overflow spots in the center of Pinwheel Court.

You must be 21 years or older to rent this property.



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Pool : Shared

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8 reviews

Henry L. May 2021
The house was beautiful and the beach also just a wonderful stay ❤
Bill M. Apr 2021
Great rental house. Good location. Nice floor plan. Will definitely be back. Follow the directions and park on Flat Water. Look for the vacasa sign in front of the house There is a boardwalk that brings you right to the front door. If you try and park in the driveway there is not an easy path to the house.
Andrea Y. Mar 2021
We enjoyed our stay. It was quiet and close to the beach. The house was clean and comfy.

A few recommendations we have would be to have some operational instructions for the TV. We could get live TV at all in order to watch the news. Second, it would have been nice to have a packet of info in the house for things to do, places to eat in the area.
Melody S. Feb 2021
Loved this house! Great open floor plan, well equipped kitchen and very clean! Wonderful community on the beach. Definitely recommend and would stay here again!
Mildred R. Nov 2020
The kitchen sink was not cleaned when we arrived. It had hard dried food particles attached to the bottom.
There was no wagon available to help us bring items to and from the home.
The home was clean with plenty of room; and we really enjoyed our stay. The staff was great when we requested extra towels for a family of five.
This is our second Thanksgiving at one of Vacasa’s rental.
As always, we will be back🙌🙏. Thanks again Vacasa!
Manager response:
Thank you for staying with us! We are sorry to hear the kitchen was not cleaned upon your arrival, and we assure you this is not normal. We are glad you had an otherwise enjoyable stay, and please know our guest services team is available 24 hours a day should you have any questions or concerns while in the home. We hope you choose to book with us again!
Evelyn Y. Nov 2020
The home is well done and the beach access is so easy.
Kurt H. Oct 2020
get slow paced get away weekend.
Natasha E. Aug 2020
We had an amazing stay at Nautical Nonsense. It is a very spacious home with everything you need for a relaxing vacation. The the customer service we received from vacasa was amazing. I would definitely recommend staying here.