Humpty Dumpty Hacienda

House in Key Largo, Florida

Max 6 guests 3 bedrooms 3.5 baths No pets 
4.78
9 reviews
What our guests are saying...
Diamond AI-summarized from guest reviews for this property
Humpty Dumpty Hacienda is described as a beautiful, perfect family retreat that feels spacious, bright, cozy, and thoughtfully decorated. The home is clean, roomy, and comfortable, with bright bedrooms, a very comfortable master bed, and a relaxing master bath with a rain shower and soaking tub. Its quiet setting offers a great location close to beaches, restaurants, stores, and family-friendly attractions, with easy access by boat or kayak. The property features breathtaking ocean and sunrise views, scenic balconies and decks, and peaceful waterfront surroundings where guests enjoyed watching marine life. Humpty Dumpty Hacienda is fully stocked for a convenient stay, with a well-equipped kitchen for cooking and entertaining, an elevator, washer and dryer, ice maker, video games, kayaks, fishing rods, paddle craft, and life jackets. The wifi is noted as fast and reliable, making the home well suited for both relaxation and entertainment. Read more

OVERVIEW

Oceanfront, Snowbird-Friendly Home with High-Speed WiFi, Ocean Views, and Dock

Prepare for true canal-front living at this home! Casual in nature and comfortable in every room, this home is ready with central air conditioning and enough seating for everyone. Cards and chips for late-night poker games are included for impromptu games, as well as a telescope for looking out at the sky over the ocean. Store the boat at the dock and kick back on the lounge chairs on the patio! There are multiple balconies to enjoy, too - just step out from the living room or main bedroom. Each bedroom upstairs includes a full en suite bathroom, and the main bedroom includes both a glass-enclosed standalone shower and a luxurious soaking tub. But no wonder which room you pick, there'll be a ceiling fan set up to cool your sleep. Fall asleep after gazing out at the ocean, and dream of the fish you'll cook up on the electric grill.

What's nearby:

You'll be all set up with ocean access at this home, via the canal. But if you'd rather not do the sailing, Caribbean Watersports & Enviro-Tours provides cruises and more watersports fun just under two miles away. Landlubbers will love cruising along the scenic Overseas Highway. Enjoy fresh seafood (as well as key lime pie) at Sal's Ballyhoo's just under two miles from the home.

Things to know:

Free high-speed WiFi

Snowbird-friendly. Please contact Vacasa for more details

County-wide quiet hours begin at 10 pm

Beach towels and three kayaks are available for guest use

The main bedroom's en suite bathroom has grab bars installed in the shower

The home's dock can accommodate a boat up to 28 feet long. The water is four feet deep at the lowest tide. Guests will need their own tie-up gear and the lift is not available for guest use

This property is managed by Vacasa Florida LLC.

Permit number: 25230-129484

You must be 21 years or older to rent this property.

AMENITIES

 Internet

 Ocean view

 Oceanfront

 Washer/dryer

 Cable

Features

Washer/dryer

Heating & cooling

Central AC

Partial AC

Kitchen & dining

Dishwasher

Fridge

Microwave

Stove

Location

Ocean view

Oceanfront

Water view

Waterfront

Media

Internet

TV

Cable

On-site activities

Adult bikes

Kayaks

Outdoor

Gas grill

Location

Key Largo, Florida, USA

(Exact address will be provided after booking)
Map showing the location of the Unit

Rating

4.78
What our guests are saying...
Humpty Dumpty Hacienda is described as a beautiful, perfect family retreat that feels spacious, bright, cozy, and thoughtfully decorated. The home is clean, roomy, and comfortable, with bright bedrooms, a very comfortable master bed, and a relaxing master bath with a rain shower and soaking tub. Its quiet setting offers a great location close to beaches, restaurants, stores, and family-friendly attractions, with easy access by boat or kayak. The property features breathtaking ocean and sunrise views, scenic balconies and decks, and peaceful waterfront surroundings where guests enjoyed watching marine life. Humpty Dumpty Hacienda is fully stocked for a convenient stay, with a well-equipped kitchen for cooking and entertaining, an elevator, washer and dryer, ice maker, video games, kayaks, fishing rods, paddle craft, and life jackets. The wifi is noted as fast and reliable, making the home well suited for both relaxation and entertainment. Read more
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